How to get the Vampires to Frenzy  

Brujah:  "Thank you for supporting the Establishment." 
Gangrel:  "I think that wolves should be hunted to extinction! The hell with the environment!" 
Malkavian:  "You are perfectly sane, and we're sending you home!" 
Nosferatu:  "Hey Pretty Boy!" 
Toreador:  "I've seen better art on motel walls, and your mother dresses you funny." 
Tremere:  "You didn't know that? Everybody knows that!" 
Ventrue:  Place a "Kick Me" sign on his back, signed by his Sire. 
 
How to give the Werewolves Rage  

Black Fury:  call her "Babe." 
Bone Gnawers:  "Hey Rich Boy! You smell pretty. What, you out slummin?" 
Children of Gaia:  Force them to take a vow of celibacy, and tell everyone about it. 
Fianna:  Insist that every Metis in the sept is theirs. 
Get of Fenris:  Look at him funny and tell him that he's a wimp. 
Glass Walkers:  "Mac beats IBM paws down!" 
Red Talons:  "Nice Doggie!" and pet them. 
Shadowlords:  "That plan for world domination didn't work for Pinky and the Brain; what makes you think it'll work for you?" 
Silent Striders:  Insist that they settle down and raise a family, in a nice little home with a white picket fence in the suburbs. 
Silver Fangs:  "My great-great-great grandfather beat up your great-great-great grandfather!" 
Stargazers:  "Hey! Your Karma ran over my Dogma!" 
Uktena:  "I've got a secret! I'm not telling!" 
Wendigo:  Invite them to a cowboy film festival. 
 
How to make the Mages flip out  

Akashic Brotherhood:  "You can't fight your way out of a wet paper bag!" 
Celestial Chorus:  "If there was a God, your voice would scare him away!" 
Cult of Ecstasy:  "You are so dull and mundane!" 
Dreamspeakers:  Tell them that the spirits hate them, that YOU were the one they told. 
Euthanatos:  Call them "a lifesaver." 
Hollow Ones:  "You are SOOOOOOOO Cheerful!" 
Order of Hermes:  "Haven't you ever heard of tradition?!" 
Sons Of Ether:  "Oh, I already discovered that!" 
Verbena:  "You killed my plant!" 
Virtual Adept:  Give the computer a cold! 
 
How To Tick Off The Changelings  

Trolls:  "You lied to me, you shiftless, oathbreaking, spineless SOB!" pause a moment and add, "Just Kidding!" 
Redcaps:  They don't need anything; they're already ticked off anyhow. 
Eshu:  nail one foot to the floor, so they can only move in circles. 
Nockers:  "Simple-minded wuss couldn't hammer a nail!" 
Pooka:  "Everything you just said was soooooo true!" 
Satyr:  "You were the worst lover I've ever had, and that impotence isn't going to go away!" 
Sidhe:  "Bloody common twit" 
Sluagh:  invite them to a Megadeth concert 
Boggans:  "Gossiping is a sin, you know. You can go to HELL for that.."