MALKAVIANS
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This clan is infamous for its destructive and nihilistic members. Malkavians have a reputation for sadistic behaviour and for holding little grasp of the humanity they still retain. In truth, such Malkavians are a minority. The members of this clan regularly surprise the Kindred; often they do not seem insane. Some Kindred believe the Malkavians have an undeserved reputation, and have been sullied by a few truly psychotic members. However, remember that sometimes the most normal-seeming people have the least grasp on reality.
Malk clan symbol
The Current Inmates
One Flew Over...
What the Voices Are Saying
Malkavians from Previous Chronicles
(Parting Gifts through Post Mortem)
 
The Malkavians have a time-honored tradition of playing practical jokes upon Kindred and Kine alike. The nature of these “pranks” can vary wildly, ranging from the harmlessly fun to the potentially lethal. The Malkavians, when the interact with one another at all, tend to award prestige within the clan on the basis of these pranks. Many Malkavians solemnly believe that the Jyhad is a joke created by the founder of their line. 

"Come play my game, I'll test ya.  
Psychosomatic addict, insane.  
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim.  
Come play my game.  
Exhale, exhale, exhale."  
- Prodigy,"Breath" 

The Malkavians are very picky about whom they Embrace. Typically, only those on the verge of insanity are chosen. The members of this clan search long and hard for those who have seen so much truth that they have descended into the pits of chaos, and thus have unique perspectives on reality. Indeed, if the progeny-to-be is sane, the sire will make the Embrace and Becoming as difficult as possible, seeking to drive the mortal mad in the process." 
(Vampire: The Masquerade 
2nd Edition)
"Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up, 
I think I'm cracking up..."
- Green Day, "Basket Case" 
The Malkavians are something that you'll have to turn your images on to see...  
"The wall was too high, 
As you can see. 
No matter how he tried, 
He could not break free. 
And the worms ate into 
his brain."
- Pink Floyd, "Hey You"